It all started in the dark of the night,
when the moon was high and the sun was out of sight

There were ghosts, goblins and ghouls running amuck,
    causing quite a fright
They were scaring the little kiddies,
    while leaving them dumbstruck
    on this most ominous night

There were witches and warlocks
    of one or two I must have knew
    that cast a wake-up spell on tired onlookers
So they would not miss a minute of this most festive event
    that only comes around here once a year

There was a black cat slinking around
Which should it cross your path
Wink your eye for a spell of good luck
For on this night, it is a good mark for one
    to walk near to your standing ground

(Somewhere inbetween there were Undercover Agents who
scouted the crowd for those of you who came in costume,
for the Sixth Annual Village Halloween Parade Contest
that you could enter to win either dinner for 4
at Bubby's Restaurantin fabulous Tribeca or
for a Taste of Immortality...A Case of Vampire Wine)

There were some super heroes, of which I'll tell you
Wonder Woman came in her invisible jet
    A heroine with patriotic style
    dressed in her red, white and blue
    While carrying a golden lasso
    to rope up the evil-doers,
    who may bring harm to me and you
Spiderman was there to save us should we be
    bombarded with sky-scraper scaling super-villains
Batman and Robin showed up with Batgirl in tow
    This do-gooder trio came to save the night
    should the Joker show up to give us a fright
The rest must have been too tired from saving the day to show

There was a cast of other characters who helped
    lead this veritable parade of disguised delight
I saw a Southern Belle who would surely turn your grits hot
    with a mere wink of her eye and turn of her lip
Joan and Jackie Collins were there with their full fledged
    sister-filled rivalry in bloom
There were some angels and devils
    representing the light and dark side of life
A slew of goth inspired characters showed up,
    who mostly looked like they were dressed
    for a night out at The Vault - whip and all!
Out of seemingly nowhere, came a huge butterfly
    flying down the avenue with wings bigger than me or you
There were many other characters, of some I didn't know,
    and some I did
    Such as a living computer, a beautiful princess,
    a mystical unicorn, a lovely mermaid, nine bowling pins,
    deathly Darth Vader, a half-groom/half-bride person
    who married theirselves, vampires who came to suck your blood,
    Ronald Reagan who was spouting out Reaganomics, a trio of
    aliens from who knows where, there was a group of pigs
    as well as a bunny rabbit or two, a rooster was there too

There were sets who appeared to be missing some pieces
Popeye was there with Wimpy,
    with Olive Oyl nowhere to be found
There was half of the Teletubbies crew,
    where the other half was, nobody knew
Fred and Barney were missing their better halves,
    Wilma and Betty
I even saw the Simpsons, minus Maggie and Lisa
    Bart must have sent them to the Brooklyn parade
    as a Halloween trick
Some surmise that they may have tricked their way out
    of this parade so they could party it up free at
    S.O.B.'s on this night of Halloween, or maybe they
    were abducted by an alien or two

You also saw people who must have had their costume stolen
    from their person, because from what we the on-lookers
    could see, they were dressed normal like you and me

Caravans threw out to us on-lookers loot of all kinds -
    candy, beads, waxy vampire teeth, tootsie rolls,
    bubble-gum and a veritable slew of flyers that were
    promoting some sort of business of one type or another

There were amazing puppets in the parade line-up
    that were larger than life
    who came alive on Halloween night
They came in the form of skeletons, bugs and
    primitive cave people
For they were fully formed entities, created in the spirit
    of ritual effigies with the most luminous being Starchild

There was music of various kinds that was
    strewn throughout the parade
    The Squirrel Nut Zippers added their liveliness with
        their horn infused music
    The Hungry March Band played on with a motley crew of
        characters that were dressed in dissonance
        of one another with music to go along with it
    Here and there were amazing drumming groups
        that would cause you to move more than your feet
        to their wild, tribal beat

For they all made this parade a most amusing and fun-filled
     event for all, big and small
Which will be forever known to us as the Greenwich Village 27th
    Annual Halloween Parade, that happened on this night
    in the midst of fall

Even if you couldn't make it in person, you could have
viewed it on tv, for the Sci-Fi and USA channel
was not showing it once, but twice, on this Halloween night


by savvy-11/05/2000...

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